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 Kronkaphone
  



Category: Talk - Political
Podcasting from atop a rickety old Baltimore rowhouse...stories and poems for those with brief attention spans...


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Kronkaphone is an important part of my mental health routine.
E.g., when I see my shrink, he always says, "well, I agree that life sucks. But are you listening to Kronkaphone?
I say, Well I did, but he got tired, and he went fishing, or started selling vacuum cleaners, or fell in love, or became a jazz drummer, or converted to some religious sect, or something."
My shrink said, "well, as soon as Kronkaphone fires back up, get in the groove. Otherwise, I will cut off your medications. If you know what I mean."
Oh jesus holy christ.
My shrink is George Clinton. And he worships vincent van gogh, sylvia plath, Leslie Scalapino, charles bernstein, kurt cobain, anne sexton, and bruce andrews.
The medications he prescribes depend entirely on my literary tastes, not anything as archaic as DSM.
Most of what my shrink shares with me is based on his knowledge of the above, plus a dash of john cage, gertrude stein, marcel duchamp, ani difranco, and alanis morissette.
So I said: yes sir.
And so, mr. kronkofone, with your self-reconstruction, ...

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Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:54:41 PDT (0.9 Mb)
Greetings from the melted cheese siesta!...everything here is made out of cheese...and it's very hot...I've missed you all...thank you for sticking around.

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